Concept of Time

Leif: When will Owen be a little boy?
Me: In about a year.
Leif: When we're in NJ?
Me: No sweetheart, that's in a few days.
Leif: Oh
Me: Next year, Owen will be 2, and you'll be 4!
Leif: Oooh....(severely disappointed) I wanted to be 3 for WEEKS!